Still here? Okay.... so I suppose I better provide you with somewhere better to go:
1) I am a member of the Squeak Documentation Team
2) I am writing DOC's Beginners Blog (or what I prefer to call the "This Is Not A Blog" blog)
3) I am writing DOC's Demo's for newbies like me
4) Supposedly "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, but you probably knew that.
Ignore anything below here. Just me learning wiki stuff.